Shit’s about to get real, y’all
God Bless the USA!
- Real conversation. I lost the first lines, so i had to recreate them from memory (even the typos!). I didn't change them though, at least i don't think i did. Some are missing but you'll still get the gist of things. I was more witty the first time around. Shame thats the stuff i lost. : -( You guys still think i'm funny tho, right? You guys get my jokes?
- *******-buddy in the military (when i say his name in the conversation)
- #######-buddy in the military
- ^^^^^^^-particular branch of military that I shouldn't post.
- #######
- Sam!
- Samantha
- *******!
- What you doin?
- #######
- NOOOOOOOOOOOTHIN
- Can I ask you something...
- Samantha
- Shoot
- #######
- Will you marry me? lol
- Samantha
- shut up
- #######
- I'll give you 200 a ,onth
- as a thank you for helping me out
- it'll only be for like 1 and a half d
- 1d,: 4
- dammit
- one year and four months!
- there.
- Samantha
- Part of me thinks you're serious
- #######
- We don't have to have a wedding r anything
- Just show up at a courthouse and sign out names lol
- Samantha
- Are you being real with me?
- I don't think you're being real with me
- Yes i do
- ...
- #######
- I'm 95% serious
- Samantha
- If i were to guess a number of serious that woulda been it.
- #######
- We be married for a year ... i come back from the ^^^^^^^ when i'm out and get divorced.
- Samantha
- Yeah right.
- #######
- it's really simple lol
- Samantha
- ******* this goes against everything you're doing
- SIMPLE!?
- #######
- ....
- it's fine
- Samantha
- You're screwing your country
- #######
- i'm finding a loophole in the system ...i'm screwing the man.
- Samantha
- I"m all about fighting the man
- #######
- there ya go
- its an extra 200 in your pocket
- Every month
- Samantha
- just not like this
- #######
- You can do whatever you want ithit.
- Samantha
- This is a weird joke.
- I don't think you're joking.
- I want you to be joking.
- #######
- its really not that big a deal
- Samantha
- ******* you're asking me to marry you! 95% seriously!
- #######
- yeah
- Samantha
- Why
- #######
- you'd benefit from it too
- Samantha
- *******!
- #######
- because me being married in the military gives me just over 1,000 dollars a month
- EXTRA
- Samantha
- which is supposed to go to supporting a family
- #######
- .....see what I mean, youd be hookin me up and ill give pe cut as an incentive
- Samantha
- I still don't think you're actually asking me to do this.
- #######
- ....no i get more money per kid....it is just to support the wife
- and i willl be supporting you by giving you 200 a month
- lol
- im just running it by you to see what you would think....
- Samantha
- You can't see this but I'm shaking my head and rolling my eyes
- What I think?
- I think that goes against everything you're doing
- did you really just spend 2 years in japan to rip off your country?
- see if i was your wife i'd guilt trip you like this all the time
- you totally don't want that
- #######
- lol
- you would only be my wife on paper.....
- Samantha
- I love you
- you're fucking retarded
- #######
- lol
- Samantha
- How many girls have you propositioned to be your switzerland?
- lol
- It might seem like I'm mad, i'm not
- I'm laughing
- you are outrageous
- #######
- you are the only one
- Samantha
- yeah
- #######
- because i thought you would understand the big picture
- lol
- Samantha
- I do.
- understand the big picture
- not "i do"
- #######
- haha
- hahahahahaha
- Samantha
- There's a lot of complications to that tho
- #######
- like....
- Samantha
- legal, financial, lotsa shit goes into being married, even on paper
- #######
- prenup
- Samantha
- married couples pay different taxes
- #######
- problem solved
- Samantha
- for one
- Whatya mean problem solved? theyre fucking taxes!
- my banking information would have to change
- #######
- i would cover it
- Samantha
- the paperwork would be a nightmare
- and divorces are ass expensive
- my mom would get fucked over because she couldnt claim me as a dependent anymore
- i would be unelligible for student loans and I'd have to drop out
- #######
- ok.,.....
- lol
- Samantha
- because i have student loans because financially i am a minor, in that my parents are co signing my student loans
- #######
- forget I said anything
- Samantha
- see?
- lol
- i don't want to!
- i wnna post this on my blog!
- lol
- can i?
- #######
- i would prefer you not....
- Samantha
- oh please!
- please please please!?!
- I'll leave your name out?!
- #######
- no, and there is reasoning...
- Samantha
- please!
- you can get kicked out of ^^^^^^^
- ?
- #######
- not kicked out, just in a shitload of trouble
- Samantha
- even if your name isn't mentioned?
- #######
- ok ok ok....leave my name out and mention my affiliation to the story to NO ONE
- Samantha
- yes! Thank you i love you i love you i love you!
- yessssssss!
Kevin and I decided we were not going to go to sleep on our last night in New York City. We got back to the hotel at like five in the morning after the DCM afterparty, and we were not tired. So we decided to not sleep in the city that never sleeps. When in Rome.
(I just want to clarify that we were not in Rome, although that would be awesome.)
We walked downtown and got cupcakes from CRUMBS bakery, then walked past these awesome art school window displays. I’ve never wanted to break through a window to highjack something so badly. All these sculptures were made with felt, which is knitted yarn that is burned so that it shrinks and gets really thick and tight. You probably made snowmen with it in sunday school or first grade. This is what big kids do with it.
Dear Mr Tim Burton,
I am more excited about Alice in Wonderland than I am about actually eating the carrot cake out of which I forged this portrait of the Mad Hatter, played by Mr. Johnny Depp. Please accept this photo as a token of my gratitude for your being awesome. I would have sent you the actual portrait, but as I further considered this option, it seemed less than practical.
Sincerely,
Samantha Bowling
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